Game Hunting In England’s Premier League Life

How to attend (if not necessarily enjoy) a British football match. Brits: Cut out and keep for foreign visitors. “It will be noisier than you are used to. Emotions will be higher than they are at home. The food will be awful. People will be drunk. The weather will be bad. Many of the supporters will not appear to be having fun, and will be expressing their feelings in novel combinations of swear words” (Metered paywall) (2,690 words)