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Here’s How Time Works Now

Eli Grober | McSweeney’s | 12th May 2020

Not satire at all. “A week was once measured over the course of seven days. Our testing showed that this has been way too short. So we made a big adjustment: A workweek now takes an entire year. From Monday to Friday, you will feel like it’s been an entire year. This is non-negotiable. A w…

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