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Here’s How Time Works Now

Eli Grober | McSweeney’s | 12th May 2020

Satire. The supply of Time is being revised to meet changes in demand. “A week was once measured over seven days. Our testing showed that this has been way too short. So we made a big adjustment: A work-week now takes an entire year. From Monday to Friday will feel like it’s been an entire…

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