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The Kilogram

Jeremy Bernstein | Inference Review | 3rd June 2022

Primer on how the Planck constant stabilised the kilogram. The platinum cylinder held by the International Bureau of Weights and Measures that was used as the archetype for the unit has lost 50 micrograms since it was cast in 1889 — hardly "standard". Using quantum mechanics to determine mass removes this issue, even if Planck himself may never have accepted quantum theory (1,313 words)


To Eat A Grouse

Justin Gayner | Vittles | 30th May 2022

Grouse, a game bird with a flavour that provides a "heady blend of faecal and renal", is inextricably tied to wealth and power in Britain. The aristocracy brought down thousands in a day and consumed them at gentleman's clubs reminiscent of their days at Eton. The clubs are still the biggest purchasers of grouse, but the grouse moors are now more often owned by tycoons than dukes (2,642 words)


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Washington's Hidden History

Fred Litwin | Quillette | 31st May 2022

Action-packed review of Jamie Kirchick's book, Secret City, about the lives of gay American politicians and bureaucrats trying to hold on to their jobs when "the government they served was trying to root them out". Some 7,000-10,000 federal employees were fired for homosexuality in the 1950s alone when Eisenhower ordered all agencies to vet all staff for signs of "sexual perversion" (2,360 words)


Eye Contact Between Musicians

Ariane Todes | Classical Music | 27th May 2022

Notes on the uses of eye-contact among players and conductors. Sure to add interest when you next go to an orchestral concert. Most conductors like to make eye contact with individual players every now and again; most players, especially soloists, tend not to like it. An "eyes-down", a collective refusal to look up at a conductor, is "the most damning weapon an orchestra can use" (1,970 words)


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Barbearians At The Gate
Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling | Atavist | 4th June 2018

Invading bears threaten the New Hampshire town of Grafton — or so Grafton's  residents believe. They may over-reacting. But since they include a higher-than-average incidence of libertarians, anarchists, and llama-breeders, things are liable to get twitchy. "Men standing on the porch of the Grafton Country Store told me that an illegal posse had hunted and killed 13 bears in one day" (9,500 words)


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So Long, Billy Frost
Gentle Author | Spitalfields Life | 8th June 2016

Notes from a conversation with the Kray Twins’ driver, lately deceased. “Reggie pushed Mickey into a storeroom. Ronnie got Mickey in a headlock. Reggie pulled out a big hunting knife and pushed it straight through Mickey’s arm. Ronnie said: ‘Do it properly, stick it up his guts!’ Mickey howled. Personally I didn’t like all the violence, but if you’re going to be a villain then it comes naturally” (1,730 words)


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Melody And Melodrama

Emma Fergusson | Bright Wall/Dark Room | 2nd June 2022

Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard play the lovers in David Lean's Brief Encounter, but the real star of the film is an "unbearably splendid" musical score drawn from Rachmaninoff’s Piano Concerto No. 2, which multiplies the emotional pull of the story. "Is music too powerful a tool? When combined with effective images, does music give the creator too much power over an audience?" (2,640 words)


Books I've Read

Derek Sivers | 3rd June 2022

More a resource than a one-stop read, and a very generous one too. Books noted here: 322 at time of writing. A short (20-80 word) description for each book links through to a page of informal notes and quotes. These are mostly recent books, and mostly books about big ideas and upmarket self-help, so plenty of Seth Godin, Oliver Burkeman, Jordan Peterson, N.N. Taleb. Robert Greene etc. (25,000 words)


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Goodbye To The Vikings

Alex Woolf | History Today | 2nd June 2022

The word wicing in Old English meant something like "pirate". It was a job description, not an ethnicity. "Viking" re-entered modern English in the 19th century (via the Old Icelandic víkingr) as a label for any medieval Scandinavian warrior. Soon "Viking" was believed to define a distinct people. We speak now of "Viking names" and "Viking villages". There were no such things (1,550 words)


Why Not Polygamy?

Cheryl Mendelson | Quillette | 28th May 2022

It is hard for supporters of marriage equality to find arguments in principle against polygamy. But academic research summarised here contends that any individual gains from polygamy are vastly outweighed by the harm done to society in general. It may well be that findings cited here are partial and contestable in their selection and presentation; still, this is serious and thought-provoking stuff (4,800 words)


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Temporal Belonging

Lauren Collee | Real Life | 1st June 2022

The digital age requires a new concept of time, uncoupled from the presumption that there is "a static, natural relationship to time, common to all". Online, all time is relative, no matter how our devices attempt to regulate our circadian rhythms with their blue light filters and reminders to "wind down". The internet is not a timeless zone, but using it makes us feel divorced from temporality (3,993 words)


Ten Ways Of Thinking About Endings

George Saunders | Story Club | 26th May 2022

Novelist's advice column, in which he answers the question "how do you know how to end a story?" with a sequences of sketches that could be a story themselves. The theme that runs through it all is self-knowledge — a writer must know when their work is falling short. "A good ending, really, is a taking-into-account of everything that came before. Sometimes – not enough has come before" (2,107 words)


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I have been making a start on Every Good Boy Does Fine, a memoir by the pianist Jeremy Denk, encouraged by my colleague Caroline Crampton's review in The Guardian. I find myself thrilled by the pages given over to discussions of music, if a touch less thrilled by those given over to events in Denk's fairly conventional American childhood. Above all, I am impressed that a leading concert pianist could write a generally excellent book. How many novelists have ever excelled in any field beyond the written word?

There seems to be something about pianists which makes them good writers. When I try to think of musicians whose writing I admire I think first of Alfred Brendel, whose essays and lectures have been collected as Music, Sense And Nonsense; the late Charles Rosen, author of Piano Notes: The Hidden World Of The Pianist (and, like Brendel, a regular contributor to the New York Review Of Books under Robert Silvers's editorship); Susan Tomes, author of The Piano: A History In 100 Pieces; Stephen Hough, author of Rough Ideas; and, of course, Andras Schiff, whose conversations, memories and writings are collected in that most beautiful and melancholy of memoirs, Music Comes Out Of Silence.

It cannot be mere manual dexterity, the easy transition from one keyboard to another, that makes pianists such good writers (oddly enough, pianists do not score particularly well on clinical dexterity tests). Perhaps it has something to do with the declarative nature of the piano. A piano dominates a room or a stage whether it is being played or not. When it does speak, it commands attention. It will not go quietly into any backpack. I wonder if the piano, like the writing of books, exerts a natural attraction on those who feel they have something to say.

It may also be that my sample is not representative and that there are equally excellent books by oboeists, timpanists and double-bass players (among percussionists, Evelyn Glennie is a captivating speaker). And I am certainly open to the argument that composers as a class may be at least as gifted as pianists when they turn their hands to writing. I think here of Ned Rorem, John Cage and Nico Muhly in recent years. Since Mozart's Letters I doubt there has been a composer worth listening to who has not also produced something worth reading.

Among working musicians, and composers in particular, I wish Nico Muhly would write more. I enjoy his candour and energy. I still treasure his advice from 2015 about learning to appreciate a piece of contemporary music when hearing it for the first time:

Some music starts with a tiny germ and then it’s rub, rub, rub, rub, rub into a larger structure. I feel like Thomas Adès’ music is like that. Each piece has a kind of central nugget of information with this molecular tension that almost starts to spiral out of control. There’s other music like John Luther Adams where it’s an atmosphere and the drama of it is, you get the sense that if you weren’t there it would still happen. It’s like some gigantic natural thing that’s just hanging out like a big mountain.

Isn't there something marvellous in those few lines? They suggest at least a glimpse of how music may inhabit the mind of a composer. In How I Write Music, an essay for the London Review Of Books published in 2019, Muhly goes deeper into his technique:

I see each commission as a challenge: write a piece of music which lasts between fifteen and twenty minutes, for an orchestra comprising the following 65 instruments, and we’d like it by this date. These are known restrictions, the sort of predetermined constraints architects and painters work with too: you know the site on which the building will be built, or the size of the wall on which the canvas will be hung. The primary task, I feel, is to create a piece of art that is better than the same amount of silence; I would prefer to sit silently thinking for ten minutes than to listen to certain pieces of music, and therefore feel that it is my duty as a composer to occupy the time of the listener and the musicians with something challenging, engaging and emotionally alluring. I don’t want to play them a movie with a clear exposition, obvious climax and poignant conclusion, nor do I want to drop them blind into a bat cave of aggressively perplexing musical jabs. I try to create an environment that suggests motion but that doesn’t insist on certain things being felt at certain times.

As in any walk of life — politics, banking, journalism, what have you — there are things that only insiders know for sure. When Nico Muhly writes about composing music, he can do so with a practitioner's authority. The assurance radiates from the page. By contrast, novelists who elect to write about musicians can only guess at their subjects' inner lives.

There are novels about composers which range from the good to the great — think of Dr Faustus by Thomas Mann, The Noise Of Time by Julian Barnes, Amsterdam by Ian McEwan. But none of these writers — not even Mann, despite all the work that he put into the musicology of his novel, tutored by Theodor Adorno — gives a persuasive picture of where the art lies in musical composition, a sense of where music comes from, how it feels in the mind, why it takes the form that it does. If Barnes had decided to write a Noise Of Time with Anna Akhmatova as its central character in place of Dmitri Shostakovich, I dare say the substance of the story could have been much the same.


Early in his writing life Aldous Huxley was music critic for the Westminster Gazette. He later became a close friend to Stravinsky, and maintained a lifelong passion for music which often crossed over into his novels. But he never doubted the gulf between the mind of a writer and the mind of a composer:

"I am as utterly in the dark about the workings of a mind like Beethoven’s as a dog is in the dark about the workings of my mind. No mental experience of my own avails me to form the slightest idea of what it must be like to have a mind that cogitates in terms of such things as the opening. of the C-sharp minor quartet and the slow movement of the Ninth Symphony.

This circumspection helped to make Huxley's columns for the Gazette in the 1920s some of the most engaging music criticism ever written. Huxley would go to a concert and write about his impressions of the performance just as any member of the audience might have done. He rarely had anything analytical to say about the music being performed, merely noting whether or not it was well suited to the performer, on the grounds that a particular interest in the music would be much better satisfied by attentive listening to a gramophone record: "The best [the critic] can do is to indicate in the most general terms the nature of the musical beauty-truth under consideration and refer curious truth-seekers to the original."

Huxley has a worthy successor in our own time whose writing gives me cause for delight almost every week: I have in mind Jay Nordlinger, at the New Criterion, who spends his evenings at Carnegie Hall and the Lincoln Center and whose reports are as rich in description as they are sparing in analysis. I love Nordlinger's writing for its informality and good humour, its learning so lightly worn. Here is Nordlinger describing a new concerto by Philip Glass performed by the New York Philharmonic in 2017:

If this concerto were written by someone other than Glass, I would call it “Glassian,” and I suppose one can call it that still. It is instantly recognizable, having the Glassian sheen, and the Glassian vibe. It is gay, jazzy, bony, and repetitive. There is downward chromaticism in Glass’s piece. The music is pleasant — and after about five minutes, you think, or I thought, “Will this be it? How long will it go on?” Eventually, the music quiets — it is no longer peppy. It is slow and watery. There is a raindrop effect. Then the music gets peppy again, with that Glassian cross between menacing and daring. In due course, some jungle timpani come along. Then there is something like a barcarolle, rocking, sighing — until the music starts to wail. I did not dislike this piece. I think I would have liked less of it.

If we want to move up one level of abstraction, from the criticism of performance to the criticism of music itself, then the most indispensable and unavoidable of living critics is, as everyone knows, Alex Ross, at the New Yorker and on his blog. Ross is intelligent, adventurous, dedicated and massively knowledgeable, but I have to confess that he rarely delights me in the way that Nordlinger does. He approaches music, I would say, less as an art-form and more as a field of human activity. He is an historian of musical ideas. His subject-matter is what musicians are doing, not what goes on in their minds when they are doing it.

Ross aside, I cannot think of a consistently recommendable music critic in mainstream media, at least since Anthony Tommasini's retirement as chief critic of the New York Times. But no matter, music is rich in specialist publications. For news about music and musicians, I go first to Slipped Disc, the busy, chatty site run since 2007 by Norman Lebrecht. For short reviews of newly released classical recordings, I find Gramophone consistent and reliable.

For occasional long features about the composing and performing of music I look hopefully from time to time at the Berlin-based Van Magazine (the "Van" comes from Beethoven); at Music & Literature, though the balance here tends to be much more towards literature; at BBC Music Magazine; and at Ted Gioia's Honest Broker.

From these last four sources, here are some representative articles, each with merit:

From Van, an interview with Alex Ross about Wagner, and a critique of Wagner's Bayreuth opera house by Volker Hagedorn.

From Music & Literature, an interview with the pianist Stephen Hough

From BBC Music Magazine, an investigation into the importance of eye-contact among orchestral musicians and with conductors

From Honest Broker, whose centre of gravity favours jazz and the American Songbook, a profile of Toots Thielemans.


Philosophers also tend to write well about classical music. One might attribute the coincidence to a philosophical taste for abstraction, save that I do not detect any similar pattern of musicality among mathematicians, whose discipline is at least as abstract; besides which, philosophers show a pronounced weakness for music in that most physical of forms, opera.

Isaiah Berlin was a director of the Royal Opera House, and wrote notable essays on Khovanshchina and on Verdi. Bernard Williams's anthology of essays, On Opera, was published posthumously in 2006. The introduction to On Opera was written by the Cambridge philosopher Michael Tanner, who is even now the opera critic of The Spectator. Roger Scruton was so taken by opera that he wrote one himself, Violet, in addition to publishing and lecturing extensively on music in general and on Wagner in particular. Brian Magee was another Wagnerian; as is Philip Kitcher, and as, indeed, is Michael Tanner. Wagner has been the philosophers' composer par excellence ever since Nietzsche pronounced himself first a devotee, and then a fierce detractor, of his German contemporary.

Perhaps the taste for opera among philosophers is better understood as a reaction against the abstractions in which philosophy must otherwise deal. As Williams's essays demonstrate well, opera can raise all sorts of questions about life and art while still providing a spectacle to be enjoyed. In opera the "meaning" of the the music is communicated by means of the libretto and the singers — quite unlike the "meaning" of a symphony or a string quartet, of which we can say only that such music works upon us in some mysterious way, largely bypassing our logical and literal modes of thought.

Huxley was fascinated by this peculiar property of instrumental music to transcend conscious thought. One happy consequence, as he saw it, was that people “of limited ability" could enjoy great music, whereas only people of "outstanding intellectual power and exceptional insight" could respond fully to other forms of great art. A less happy consequence foreseen by Huxley was that tunes could stick in one's mind for years on end, and any words attached to such tunes likewise, giving music great propaganda potential: “The words will tend automatically to repeat themselves every time the melody is heard or spontaneously remembered".

This last point of Huxley's seems to me to be a powerful argument for avoiding bad music and taking care only ever to listen to wonderful music — music that you would be willing to have haunt you for decades to come. As a gesture in that direction let me leave you with Regula Muhlemann and Patricia Nolz singing the Flower Duet from Lakme, by Léo Delibes.

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The Watch That Came In From The Cold

Cole Pennington | Hodinkee | 14th November 2019

A 1940s Rolex watch, so damaged that it looked as if it had "risen from the depths of hell", helped to unravel this declassified story about Cold War intelligence operations. The watch was worn by a WW2 fighter pilot who flew dangerous missions to extract agents from missions in Asia. After one such job went wrong in 1952, it took over half a century for his work to be recognised (3,606 words)


The Land Of The Freed People

Jonneke Koomen | Africa Is A Country | 26th May 2022

Introduction to ‌We Slaves of Suriname, a history of Dutch colonialism by Anton de Kom, now translated into English. De Kom's father had been freed from slavery as an infant, but the Dutch influence in Suriname remained strong: De Kom was educated in a Dutch system that aimed to promote "civilisation". This book partly reflected his work to create an entire account of his homeland (2,059 words)


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Portrait of Charlotte du Val d’Ognes

"Our attention is initially drawn to the light, which clings to the contours of a woman thought to be Marie Joséphine Charlotte du Val d’Ognes. The artist meets our gaze: are we the model or a mere distraction? Our concentration strays to a frame within the frame — the scene encased by a broken windowpane. First attributed to Jacques-Louis David, this portrait is now believed to be the work of Marie-Denise Villers (1774–1821)" — Public Domain Review


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Excarnation
Kim Parko | Poetry Foundation | May 2022

In this story, despite
our reservations, we do have kids.
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They are hungry; my milk is pale with
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I suckle them in a tiny boat
bobbed by the stormy sea.

The captain
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New Look, Same Great Look

Kim Beil | Lapham's Quarterly | 16th May 2022

The rise of colour photography in the mid-20th century turned long-running scientific and philosophical debates about visual perception and the nature of colour into urgent and practical problems. Why did colours in prints not match colours in real life? Why did objects seem to change colour in different lighting? Kodak, the pioneer of colour film, had a lot of explaining to do (4,000 words)


Seven Varieties Of Stupidity

Ian Leslie | Ruffian | 21st May 2022

We are stupid for different reasons and in different ways. There is pure stupidity, ignorant stupidity, fish-out-of water stupidity, rule-based stupidity, overthinking-stupidity, emergent stupidity and ego-driven stupidity. "Stupidity is often an act of will. People make themselves stupid when it suits them. They don’t just miss out on knowledge; they resist or reject it. They seek minus knowledge" (2,950 words)


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The Evolution Of Writing

Piers Kelly | Sapiens | 19th May 2022

Vai, one of about 30 indigenous languages of Liberia, had no written form until 1833. Then, a man who had never learned to read or write dreamed that Vai's symbols were revealed to him. Once awake, he reconstructed the 200 symbols, which were quickly adopted. The subsequent modifications that came with use have greatly advanced understanding of how language develops (1,999 words)


Speaking Of Memory

Ágnes Heller | Baffler | 19th May 2022

Translated extract from Heller's 2015 book The Philosophy of Autobiographical Memory. Illuminating throughout. Heller uses personal anecdote — about revising for exams, or forgetting hotel room numbers — to elucidate types of memory and the triggers they need to function. Her subtle evocation of the frustrations and triumphs of trying to remember lost details is very recognisable (2,194 words)


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Churched

Maria Farrell | Lunate | 24th January 2022

Short story told from the perspective of an Irish immigrant in London, who finds attending Mass both a comforting link with home and a distressing reminder of the restrictions she has left behind. A drama over a theft from the collection plate tests everyone's faith, no matter where they originated, and brings ugly emotions to the surface. "We must each have our ways in this foreign land" (4,202 words)


Oncology’s Darwinian Dilemma

Bobak Parang | LARB | 11th May 2022

Immunotherapy is revolutionising cancer treatment. But moving away from blunter instruments like chemotherapy forces us to confront the myriad variations of the disease — and the fact that we do not know why some patients respond to the therapy while others die. Still, this should be viewed as progress: "The certainty of futility is now replaced by the uncertainty of possibility" (1,884 words)


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